I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new-wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up With first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan, an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin' Who love booze and alternative music (what' up?) Told me she was goin' back into usin' again (nah) I said: Wait, first try this hallucinogen It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin C'mere, let's go in here Who's in the den? It's me and Kelly My bad (sorry) let's try another room I don't trust you Shut up, slut chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, butt-naked, and run in the woods Oh, hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab Oh, dag What? I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag Huh? I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault (I'm sorry) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault Yo, sue Get away from me, I don't know you Oh shoot, she's tripping I need to go puke (bleah) I wasn't tryin' to turn this into something major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature Susan, stop crying, I don't hate ya The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you So what? You had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out She said: Help me, I think I'm having a seizure I said: I'm high too, bitch, quit grabbing my t-shirt (let go) Would you calm down you're startin' to scare me She said: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I can't cook (Hello) I'm over here sue, (hi) you're talkin' to the plant, look We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late 'Cause I never seen no-one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl (whoops) I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault (It was an accident) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault Susan (wait) where you goin? You better be careful Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled I'm not your dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do something dumb I'll be right back. Just chill, baby, please? I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these John, where's Dave at before I bash you? He's in the bathroom, I think he's taking a crap, dude Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talking to plants Choppin' her hair off, and there's only two days left of spring break How long do these things take to wear off? Well it depends on how many you had I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol She's gonna die dude I know and it's my fault (my God) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world (I'm sorry) But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault (What do I do?) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you into my world But now you sittin' in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault My God, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Susan, please wake up Please, please, wake up What are you doing? You're not dead you're not dead I know you're not dead wake up Susan, wake up, oh my God