Hello Allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady It's so nice to meet you It's been a long time Sorry I've been away so long My name is, Shady I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym, checking me out? Any second, I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill, and I'm recklessly reckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? There's the necklace I lost, clinging' to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch, and the feeling you can't match it I rat-tat-tat on your door with the damn ratchet Attack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet A knapsack pack with like 40 some Xanax's Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances 'Cause I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Formula 44D and 40s with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back, catch ya Well, I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friends waitin' to say Hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shaking like jello Well, I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Yeah My equilibriums off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie hun It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A 5th of throne and 2 bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivienne? I woke up next to you naked and err, did we hun Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn rapper, but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzales, Alistar see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum Well, I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Well, I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin' me to know I'll be closing that curtain for good Word, word, word, word, word, word, word I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully searched the den Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone trying to Russell up, muscle relaxants For his back, and a couple of blacksons, now he's doubling backwards And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his backbone Heard something go crack, now he's up in the bathroom Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm back Well, I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Well, I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And so I'm saying Hello Allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady It's so nice to meet you It's been a long time Sorry I've been away so long My name is, Shady I never meant to leave you