Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay nor sing-jay nor say la la wo wo or yea yea he say ban ban diddle deh yea I love that girl Gwen Laden I love that girl Karen me say I love that girl Jen and I'm in love with the three of them how can I really support them Laden These girls let me borrow These girls let me tend They even make love with my best friend Ken I'm like a bait in the lion's den not even Daniel just a screw like them Laden They used to go to Ardenne now live at Hughenden I told them meet me round the bend and now it's a quarter past ten Laden (Chorus)