Some Ed-Boy once told me The Cul de Sac would roll me I ain't the smartest scammer they said She was looking kinda dumb With the Urban Ranger thumb In the shape of an L On her forehead Well The kankers start coming And they don't stop coming Sarah is screamin' And Ed is-a runnin' Didn't make sense not to scam for fun Double D's quite smart but Ed's still dumb So much to scam So much to bringWhat's wrong with a three shoe beating? You never know if you don't go You never scam if you don't go Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Get your scam on and get paid Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Jawbreakers all day And that's all buttered is toast Only double D thinks the most It's a Cul de Sac and they say it gets colder Ed's eating his mattress and wait till it's bolder And the media frames us all to be suckers Judging by the way that Ed-Boy's pucker Scam's we make getting really thin Jawbreakers big so we might as well grin Our Cul de Sac's on fire How about yours? That's the way we scam it and wil never get old Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Get your scam on and get paid Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Jawbreakers all day And that's all buttered is toast Only double D thinks the most Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Get your scam on and get paid Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Jawbreakers all day And that's all buttered is toast Only double D Some Ed-Boy once asked Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get to the big jawbreaker place I said: Yep, what a concept I want jawbreakers myself And we could all use a little change Well The kankers start coming And they don't stop coming Sarah is screamin' And Ed is-a runnin' Didn't make sense not to scam for fun Double D's quite smart but Ed's still dumb So much to scam So much to bringWhat's wrong with a three shoe beating? You never know if you don't go You never scam if you don't go Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Get your scam on and get paid Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy Jawbreakers all day And that's all buttered is toast Only double D thinks the most And that's all buttered is toast Only double D thinks the most