(D) There was only (G) me and her and (D) him The bar was giving last call, so I thought I’d move on (A) in (D) And I was slick (G) and feeling like a man (D) So I (G) took the stool between 'em And ordered one more round for me and her (A) and him (D) I placed my (Gm) arm across the back of her bar (D) stool And I don’t re{G}member what I said But at the time, it sounded (A) cool She pushed her drink away and never looked at me (D) She just paid her tab tipped the man And left me sitting there alone (A) with him And he said, “There’s girls and there’s (A) women and there’s la(D)ies There’s (G) yeses and there’s (A) no’s and there’s (D) maybes There’s(G) teasing and (A) pleasing they start (D) learning when they’re (G) babies There’s (A) girls , there’s women and there’s (D) ladies” Well, he push{D}ed his old straw hat back and he grinned And he said, (G) “Ain’t they all a mystery? Sonny, it’s a (A) sin but they’re all (D) sitting on the world (G) we’re trying to win Ah, but you (G) know I love a mystery So let’s drink another round to you and (A) me and (D) them” Chorus: