[Uncle Dolamite] Come on over hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well what you want baby? [Baby] Would you tell me a story? [Uncle Dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [Baby] Hell yeah! [Other baby] Me too! [Uncle Dolamite] Yes hunnie I'm a tell you a story About the bad ass Eazy E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad muthafu' [Mother] Gimmie that God damn book! Here let me read you this one Chrismas in Compton It was a silent night, yes a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned into santa muthafuckin' right? [Carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly [Eazy-E] Merry Chrismas muthafucka! Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe Now dashin' through the snow In a candy right top 6-4 Over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe Nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way Hey ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick Oh yay! Tis the season to get busy Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on this stick [Santa] Ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas Ho ho [Menajahtwa] I want a slay ride A CD player A fifty rum She said slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum A VCR on the set with no but porno flicks Rudolph the red nose reindeer Like a everlastin' gobstoper Give me a? For his cock you'll be the party poppa I dig a ho Crack a dough By the north pole I wanna be havin a? Time fuckin' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know what's up I said heres some candy canes eat'em up Id drop em down swinging on my toes Send me some cheese, I love the candy cream give me loot Send me a little Jack horny guy Yeah so fall on the hunt, bonapatite With a condom in a tree All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth Yo where's ya rhyme tell me buck wheat [Buck wheat] Buck wheat is a waskal That's no Chrismas And all the toys, boys and girls Fuck ya wishes I'm not happy, over joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka No shit on the roof, cough the rudolph's nuts When I was young I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America know That santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five Years old just stay young, bold datin' Singin' Silent Night carolin' recietin' Now all I want for chrismas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle Eazy be the TZ Just spread me a leaf Little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie [Eazy-E] On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of cocaine And a A muthafuckin' K bitch Eazy-E oh eazy-E Show us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy Claus [Eazy-e] Close the door little bitch I'm gettin' these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop [Eazy-E] I don't give a fuck I'm gettin' chrismas caught Ho ho ho and away I go Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole Well where's our shit? This muthafucka's cheap! [Eazy-E] Shut the fuck up bitches And go back to sleep Yo black what you want for Christmas? Yo black I want a job For my Christmas is corn on the cob But a nigga will eat them chicken, and Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some froot loops Whos climbin' in my window Smokin' up indo My carin' and high make a high know Both, get off my fucking yard with your camel You walk and get, busy and santa like that- (Nonsense) I'm on a rhymer I'm tell that the FN clan will make in the shit slam Its Christmas time The simple simon Christmas make me jam jam jam Yo black what you want for Christmas? Yo black I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash Yo here comes the atban klan rough and rugged A rump pa pump pump A rump pa pump pump [Everyone] Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas And have a fucked up new year [Eazy-E] You bitch! [Mother] And they all went to prison And lived fucked up lives ever after The end