Clearly I'm a genius If she only knew it But somewhere in her radius I really blew it I know, I know what I said to her And I know what I did What I don't know is how I could ever be So incredibly stupid You don't really need to know every last detail It's hardly worth telling Suffice to say I said that I would be there I never came through Maybe I'm a genius and She just don't see it I fronted I should have admitted She saw right through it I never thought that I could be So underhanded Somehow I've cornered the market on The double standard You don't really need to know every last detail It's hardly worth telling Suffice to say I said that I would be there I never came through For this act of genius And so many others I know I should apologize And see how it goes What am I waiting for? Come on, come on, come on, come on What am I waiting for? Come on, come on, come on, come on What am I waiting for? Come on, come on, come on, come on What am I waiting for? To all of the geniuses C'mon, c'mon You don't really need to know every last detail It's hardly worth telling Suffice to say I said that I would be there I never came through