He's been trying with limited success To get this girl to let him get into her pants But every time he thinks he's getting close She threatens death before he gets a chance That's the way it is in Minnesota And that's the way it is in Oklahoma That's the way it's been since protozoa First crawled on the shores of California And she's been trying with limited success To get him to turn off the lights and dance Cause like any girl all she really wants Is that fickle little bitch romance That fickle little bitch romance And that is why a girl is called a tease And that is why a guy is called a sleaze And that's why god made escort agencies One life to live and mace and ghb That's the way it is in Minnesota And that's the way it is in Oklahoma homa That's the way since the animal and noah First climbed onto shores of California Must not be too kind Stop thinking love is blind Clench your fists yeah write She's just not my type… Why all these conflicting specifications Maybe to prevent overpopulation All i know is that all around the nation The girls are cryin' and the boys are masturbatin' That's the way it is in Minnesota And that's the way it is in Oklahoma homa That's the way Aristophanes and homer Wrote the Iliad and lysistrata That's the way it is in Minnesota And that's the way it is in Oklahoma homa That's the way since the animal and protozoa First climbed on the shores of California