A Lordy, Lordy, Lordy A Lordy, Lordy, Lordy [Verse] A When Jonah walked down into that whale A (Lordy, Lordy, Lordy into that whale) A He thought that he was walking down into Hell A A7 (Lordy, Lordy, Lordy down into Hell) D Well, he looked at his liver and his pumpin' heart E7 And said, "I'm in some trouble if he lets off a kahuna." [Chorus] A A7 Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Jesus D A Then Jesus came ridin' outta the sky E7 A A7 Don't ask me why he was flying so high D A And he said, "You take the low road, I'll take the high E7 A We'll be riding in the Cadillac of Jesus. " [Verse] A When the Lord gave the Ten Commandments to Moses A (Lordy, Lordy, Lordy gave them to Moses) A Moses said "God! Hold my pantyhoses!" A (Lordy, Lordy, Lordy hold your horses) A7 He said, "I like Number One." N.C. (Hey! Hey!) D "I dig Number Three." N.C. (Hey! Hey!) E7 "But you're takin' all the fun out of adultery!" [Chorus] A A7 Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Jesus D A Then Jesus came ridin' outta the sky E7 A A7 Don't ask me why he was flying so high D A And he said, "You take the low road, I'll take the high E7 A We'll be riding in the Cadillac of Jesus. " [Outro] A7 Well D A Jesus drives a big pink Cadillac E7 A A7 Angel feathered seats, Chandeliers in the back D He's got a telephone to God A And a portable tv E7 And the biggest cocktail bar A A7 That you ever did see D So put your clothes back on A And come driving with me E7 It's a Cadillac of love D On the road to D A Glo... Ry A A-MEN!