G5 C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
G5 D5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
G5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
C5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
G5 D5 G5 C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
G5 C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
G5 D5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
G5
If I could pull like him I would
C5
But I just end up pulling my pud
G5 D5 G5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin