An iron suit pulls me deeper and deeper down Into subterranean depths Damn pressure hurts my head I think I'm almost there now Now I can see the cave It's hidden underneath the stones And decorated like a grave Ok, I'm going in now Oh, Shit! The lights went out! (Take a look at the monitor sir) (There's something down there with him) Jesus! Get him out of there! Listen and obey (Have a nice day) Have a nice day Ah where the hell did that come from? Ah, frankly I don't know We're receiving signals from another transmitter I think I'm stuck The lights went on now A giant rock blocks the opening And I think you better send down some help I wish we could just hear what he's saying The contact's broken sir, and he don't know it And while I wait I'll procedure my mission Please, don't be late I see the equipment now I'll try to open it somehow Oh, my God! Listen and obey (Have a nice day) Have a nice day Ah, I'm afraid we lost him sir And the government denies any suggestion That they have ever had anything to do With a researching project what so ever near that area It is now twelve years since the discovery of, ah 'Have A Nice Day', and it sure has come up with some major problems Among the different religions on the planet The Buddhists are saying that 'Have A Nice Day' means While the Christians are saying that it means The Hindus claim that it means While Islam is raging mad because they say that it means The Pentagon says there's a war coming up Let us now pray for Joshua who sacrificed himself So that we could bear the ultimate truth Joshua, divine diver of the lost world