When I go to war I leave my guns at home When I go to war I sharpen my rubber sword And I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home When I go to war I wet my favorite shirt When I go to war No one's gonna hurt And I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home And you could strike me down You could stike me down if you want 'Cause I've already won I've already won 'Cause I know I'm right When I go to war I leave my guns at home When I go to war I sharpen my rubber sword And I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home I'm not gonna come back home