Fish and chips and a pint of beer
And I'm off to see the show
It better be all worth it
I'll catch hell when I get home
Victim of double murder suicide
Crept up behind me with a knife
Victim of double murder suicide
She keep's me here by her side
Go, go, go, whoa
Frying pans and flying lamps
And grandma's funeral vase
At one time or another
They been all tossed at my face!
Attempted double murder suicide
Barely escaped with my life
For fear of double murder suicide
I'm in the dog house tonight!
Look out!

Go, go, go, whoa
Fish and chips and a pint of beer
And I'm off to see the show
It better be all worth it
I'll catch hell when I get home
Victim of double murder suicide
Crept up behind me with a knife
Victim of double murder suicide
She keep's me here by her side
Attempted double murder suicide
Barely escaped with my life
For fear of double murder suicide
I'm in the dog house tonight!