[Benny Hill] Thank you And now, ladies and gentlemen, will you welcome the fantabulous Diana Darvey! [Diana] It's oh, so nice to go traveling To Paris, London, and Rome It's oh, so nice to go traveling But it's so much nicer Yes, it's so much nicer to come home It's very nice to just wander The camel route to Iraq It's oh, so nice to just wander But it's so much nicer Yes, it's so much nicer to wander back Elle avait De tout petits petons Valentine, Valentine Elle avait De tout petits petons Que je tâtais à tâtons Ton-ton-tontaine Elle avait Un tout petit menton Valentine, Valentine Outre ses petits petons, ses petits tétons, son petit menton Elle était Frisée comme un mouton! Climb up the garden wall And we will spread a Persian rug I'll serve you Turkish tea And give your head a Persian hug Climb up the wall Climb up the wall Climb up the wall Por eso, si oyes este refrán ¡Y viva España! Y siempre la recordarán ¡Y viva España! La gente canta con ardor ¡Y viva España! La vida tiene otro sabor España, por favor La vida tiene otro sabor España, por favor ¡Olé! It's oh, so nice to go traveling To Paris, London and Rome It's oh, so nice to go traveling But it's so much nicer, yes, it's so much nicer to come home No more customs Burn those passports No more packing I'll stay at home With you!