Can’t have no more juicy burgers Can’t have no more greasy fries Doctor took my lipid profile He told me I’m barely alive No more fat No more fat No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo I can’t have that Got this problem from my father Grandpa died at 45 Heart attack and a triple bypass Future’s looking very bright No more fat No more fat No more apple fritters, no more ice cream I can’t have that No more fat No more fat I like food, but all the food that tastes good I can’t have that