Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club We know exactly what to do with a pretty face Before it ends up on a milk jug And all that's left is just a hollow memory of your life Let us feast on your insides And then we'll laugh about it Manufactured, overrated When you cum, I bet you fake it Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat Plastic and manipulated You are everything you hated You're just a punchline to an inside joke Welcomе to the Mickey Mouse Club Wе'd really like it if you sang a song like this Or else you'll make me sew your mouth shut (Mouth shut) It's such a chore to find another mannequin your size Because you fit so nice I hope you're ready for it Oh, you bet I am! I'm gonna be famous! Manufactured, overrated When you cum, I bet you fake it Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat Plastic and manipulated You are everything you hated You're just a punchline to an inside joke Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club They'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club I'd rather go and hang myself than live to play somebody else Who's dead inside Who's dead inside You're so Manufactured, overrated When you cum, I bet you fake it Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat Plastic and manipulated You are everything you hated You're just a punchline to an inside joke No, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club And I don't care You know, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club 'Cause I'm their worst nightmare You know, you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club And I don't care You know, you'll never let a rat into the Mickey Mouse Club 'Cause I'm their worst nightmare Oh, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club I Don't Care!