Hello this is Dee Dee You must be a nut What do you want? I'm gonna hang up Please sir please, just one minute There's big trouble and you're in it Your wife is at The Ritz with another guy She's been drinking we think she's pretty high We're all scared to death and we don't know what to do We thought we better get ahold of you Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee Pick up your phone Emergency Callin' Mr. Dee Dee We know you're home Pick up your phone She's always in trouble, can't take anymore Put on my coat and I'm out the door Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab I was soaking wet and boiling mad She never gives me no damned respect I've been good to her if I'm not correct Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee Pick up your phone Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee We know you're home Pick up your phone Now listen Baby Doll, you've been busted I should have known that you can't be trusted That ain't your uncle and that ain't soda pop I'm just about to blow my top But I'll forgive you You know I will Get your coat while I pay the bill Next time go shopping if you want a thrill Now it's time for you to chill Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee Pick up your phone Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee We know you're home Pick up your phone Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee Pick up your phone Emergency Calling Mr. Dee Dee We know you're home Pick up your phone