(I must admit we do get along He's quite a man! No saint of course But you must have expected that Before you married him Maybe that was why you married him) I'm a kind of hybrid of A cartoon and a feature Some have thought me lovely Others saw an ugly creature Some have thought me right at times And others found me tired And I couldn't count the times that My backside has been admired Beauty is glitter in my eyes I really wanted roses but you Sent me custard pies Isn't it a pity that I'm not The prettiest girl in the world Sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity that I'm Not the prettiest girl In the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one I'm a kind of cross between A pupil and a teacher Some have found me lovely Others saw an ugly creature I have found my image has Obscured all that I am But who said you can't mix vinegar with jam? Beauty is glitter in my eyes I really wanted roses but you Sent me custard pies Isn't it a pity that I'm Not the prettiest girl In the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity that I'm not The prettiest girl in the world Sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity the London image makers Face is made for mirror breakage You know their magazines Can not affect my self esteem Beauty I'm a kind of hybrid of A cartoon and a feature Some have thought me lovely Others saw an ugly creature Some have thought me right at times And others found me tired And I couldn't count the times that My backside has been admired Beauty is glitter in my eyes I really wanted roses but you Sent me custard pies Isn't it a pity that I'm not The prettiest girl in the world Sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity that I'm Not the prettiest girl In the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one