I Saw You Naked and You Were Chasing a Pig So I Led the Police to Your House and Showed 'em Where to Dig You Thought You Could Live in Peace But I Saw You Naked and I Called the Police I Saw You Naked and I Saw the Terrible Things You Did I Saw You Naked and You Know It Made Me Sick, I Saw You Naked You Were Camping With Scouts I Know They Earned Some Merit Badges When the Lights Went Out How Could You Touch Those Children? I Saw You Naked and You Were Holding a Trout!