Well, if I had money tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, the girl I love, I stole her from a friend He got lucky stole her back again She heard he had a Mercury, Lord, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, hey now, mama, you look so fine Ridin' round in your Mercury 49 Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, my baby went out she didn't stay long Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home Crazy 'bout a mercury, yeah, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, if I had money tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road