I've got too many pockets on my shirt Too many choices and it's only getting worse Too many things that I could do today Too many stops along the way I miss the way it used to be Back when there were just two channels on T.V. That way of life was so much easier I've got too many pockets on my shirt Somehow it all got out of hand Too complicated for a simple man Don't want to have to pick and choose Hey, look at all these things I'll never use I'm gonna find a one-lane road Where there's only one way I can go Take a little trip back to the way things were I've got too many pockets on my shirt Somehow it all got out of hand Too complicated for a simple man Don't want to have to pick and choose Hey, look at all these things I'll never use I'm gonna find a one lane road Where there's only one way I can go Take a little trip back to the way things were I've got too many pockets on my shirt Wish I could get back to the way things were I've got too many pockets on my shirt Too many pockets on my shirt