Well, he's a space orphan from Long STore 6 Left to rot on Cyborg 9 He was trying to find his way to Planet X But stepped on a land mine He only lost his third leg But he'd never beg or put anybody down And behind the great walls of China Underneath the galaxies He had a studio And he wrote this song Oh Daddy don't you know I'm gonna get some soda pop Oh Daddy don't you know I'm gonna have some candy bop Candy bars, ice cream sodas and licorice And jelly beans and ice cream and soda pop Yeh she-wop-bop-bop-she-wop-bop-bop Singing all day singing all night Nothing makes me fright Looking for a game to play Ain't gonna play any other way