She caught the caddy Left me the mule to drive She caught the caddy Left me a mule to drive Her hand, her hand was bloody On a skimpy line I saw the dog hanging on the swing set I asked the girl Where was your doggie at? I walked on down to see my grandpa yeah! Well I've had a lot of horrors And I've had a lot of fears But the worst of horror Is when there's nothing here Oh yeah, I've been there And there ain't nothing there, yeah But now take good care, dear children Be careful what you do