My kitchen floor started cracking And out jumped a man Big, red and horny I was shaking the devils hand You've got a hell of a reputation Thats the name of my game Been digging all night 'Cause I heard your name Got a mean main reason have no fear But first we'll plays some poker And have a warm beer Let's play a little poker And have a nize hot beer I will smash your windows burn your mail I tied ten knots on the devils tail I can eat a horse even chew nail I tied ten knots on the devils tail D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail 'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail He's the toughest man and he can't fail But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil