Hey there poser You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poser I'm broke and it's half past three Hey there poser Creeping towards the door Hey there poser I wish you were a beer! [CHORUS:] I wish you were a beer (x4) Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net! I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!) Hey there poser You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poser All dressed like a wanna-be Hey there poser Creeping towards the door Hey there poser I wish you were a beer! [CHORUS:] I need a machete just to get to your face. I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!) Hey dude... (giggle) Are you in a band? Ya look good! Hey, fuggedaboudit! I wish you were a beer!