I wanna be the one you drunk text first when you're outta beer At 3 AM at some shitty house party in South Philly I wanna be your drunk text romance Textualize me Bike home drunk with me on speaker Just kidding don't do that, please This is a song about texting Don't you know anything? (Don't you know anything?) Just bike home and go to sleep 'Cuz that'd be cool and safe Text me in the morning, though Or whatever Act like I care Oh, I don't But just text me in the morning (Just text me in the morning anyway) When you're feeling better (You're feeling better) I wanna be your drunk text romance Your next morning nonsense A quick call before bed Quick call before bed Wanna be your drunk text romance Your next morning nonsense A quick call before bed Call before bed Just text me in the morning When you're feeling better I guess