If I Were You Id Be Throwing Up

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G|---0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0---| Intro
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Oh, the way I cast a net...

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Too gutless to even try this...

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For when he says the title of the track just play the "verse" part of the song with the appropriate pattern,
then finish on

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