tab for intro/verses:
E D A A
E|-------------------------|
B|---0-----0---------------|
G|---9-----7-----5-----6---|
D|---9-----7-----7-----7---|
A|-7-----5-------7-----7---|
E|-------------5-----5-----|
[Intro]
E D A
E D A
[Verse 1]
E D A
Bro, I haven't had a handbong in ages.
E D A
We should totally do one.
E D A
Handbongs are sweet, if you don't like them get out my house.
E D A
I love handbongs.
[Verse 2]
E D A
Bro, I haven't had a handjob in ages.
E D A
We should totally get one.
E D A
But, I don't have any money and drunk girls they don't like me.
E D A
Maybe you could give me one.
[Chorus]
E D
Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick?
A
We'll do a load of handbongs and you can touch my dick.
E D
Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick?
A*
I thought you were my bro.
