D G D G Asus4 A [Verse 1] D A D G G A What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy D A D G G A There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy F Bb C I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays F Bb C Dm Bbsus2 I've smelled the hospital hallways [Short Chorus] D G D A Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline D G D A G A Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime [Verse 2] D A D G G A Times when the day seems like a play by Sartre D A D G G A When it seems a book burnings in perfect order F Bb C I gave the doctor my description F Bb C Dm Bbsus2 I've tried to stick to my prescription [Long Chorus] D G D A Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline D G D A Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime G D Oh, oh, oh, oh (or something to that effect) A D G Afternoons will be measured out Bm G Measured out and measured with A D G G A Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot [Bridge] Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I would get back I've watched a summer evening pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi [Long Chorus] D G D A Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline D G D A Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime G D Oh, oh, oh, oh (or something to that effect) A D G Afternoons will be measured out Bm G Measured out and measured with A D G G A Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot