[Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing [Chad] I've got to just do my thing [Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing I'll show you that it's one and the same Baseball, dancing, same game It's easy Step up to the plate, start swingin' [Chad] I wanna play ball now, and that's all This is what I do It ain't no dance that you can show me [Ryan] You'll never know it you never try [Chad] There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH [Ryan] Come on! [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan and Girls] I know you can [Chad] Not a chance [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park! [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance [Ryan] Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor [Chad] I don't dance, no [Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing [Chad] I've got to just do my thing [Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing Two-steppin, now you're up to bat Bases loaded, do your dance It's easy Take your best shot, just hit it [Chad] I've got what it takes, playin' my game, so you better Spin that pitch You're gonna throw me, YEAH I'll show you how I swing [Ryan] You'll never know if you never try [Chad] There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time Yeah! [Ryan] Come on! [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I know you can [Chad] Not a chance [Ryan and Girls] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park! [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance [Ryan] Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor [Chad] I don't dance, no [Ryan] Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance Swing it out, spin around, do the dance [Chad] I wanna play ball, not dance hall I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call [Ryan] I can prove it to you til' you know it's true 'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond Too [Chad] You're talkin' a lot, show me what you gat Stop! [ALL] Swing! [Ryan] HEY Come on, swing it like this Oh, swing! [Chad] Ooh [Ryan] Jitterbug... just like that That's what I mean, that's how you swing [Chad] You make a good pitch but I don't believe [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] I know I can't [Ryan and Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] You can do it [Chad] I don't dance, no [Ryan] Nothin' to it. Alta boy, Alta boy Yeah! [Chad] Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what? [Ryan] One, two, three, four, everybody swing! [Ryan and Chad] Come on! [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I know you can [Chad] Not a chance [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park! [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance [Ryan] Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor [Chad] I don't dance, no