well i partied with some crazy calgary cowgirls we ripped and snorted, kicked our heels and then two told me they got olde tyme religion one says she'll never barrel race again good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine i spent some time with texas dave mcdaniel dippin snuff at nine and drinkin beer by noon he'd tell me about the bulls he'd rode in waco by nitefall he'd be howlin at the moon howlin good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine look out for them wranglers out in longview with the left, back pocket worn out of their jeans they can get you high up in the rockies so you ain't never comin' down again good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine i knowed about an old alberta oilman chewed a tin a day till he was ninety two he passed away a true western original near the end he liked it sprinkled on his food he knew that good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine