Some fellas look at the eyes Some fellas look at the nose Some fellas look at the size Some fellas look at the clothes I don't care if her eyes are red I don't care if her nose is long I don't care if she's underfed I don't care if her clothes are worn Why, oh why? Cause first I look at the purse! Some fellas look at the smiles they wear Some fellas look at their legs Some fellas look the style of their hair Some fellas want their waist to be small I don't care if their teeth are big I don't care if their legs are thin I don't care if their hair's a wig Why waste time lookin' at the waistline? Why, oh why? Cause first I look at the purse! A woman can be fat as can be kisses sweet as honey But that don't mean a thing to me If you ain't got no money Cause if the purse is fat that's where it's at Some fellas like the way they walk The way they swing and sway Some fellas like the way they talk They dig the things they say. I don't care if they wobble like a... or talk with a lisp I still think I'm a good lover if the dollar bills are crisp Why, oh why? Cause first I look at the purse! First I look at the purse First I look at the purse First I look at the purse First I look at the purse