B E
[Verse]
E A
Grandma she just sits there in that rocking chair all day
E B
They say she lost the will to live when grandpa pasted away
A E A
Then a young man selling pots and pans came knocking at her door
E B E
Granny don?t waste precious time rocking anymore.
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A E
Granny?s Off Her Rocker and the family is upset
A E B
She took her life savings and bought a red corvette
E A
There?s talk of putting her away, her new lifestyles a shocker
B E B E
Since she met this man they?re sayin?, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.
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A E
Granny?s Off Her Rocker and she?s havin? herself a ball
A E B
She?s dancin? now and drinkin? wine and that surprised us all
E A
She never used to say a word, now she?s quite a talker
B E B E
She told her family where to go, and they thinks she?s Off Her Rocker.
[Chorus]
E A
Her license plate says ?Eat My Dust?, she?s drinkin? Hiram Walker
B E
There ain?t no doubt in no one?s mind, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.
