Oh my God guys, fnaf is real! Goddammit fnaf is real! Ah! Oh ok Hey fazbear-pig, you wanna see some more gore, asshole? You sure you’re not ginger, the way you stole poor kids soul! I’ve not seen a furry enforce this much lore law, since paw patrol! I’ll get all up inside this robot like, I am awesome-o Maybe I can get your movie made then, how does that matpat booty taste man? You wanna put me in a suit and mask like some kinda animatronic scooby gang bang Tell that Bonnie creep and slutty chica pushing the same button sequence doesn’t equal a fucking decent game he’s secretly that Purple freak 'cause cawthon seems like he’s been chugging lean And if he fucks with me then chuck and cheese can suck on a big pizza dez Sweet! Bring in all your robo-hoes And after I un-screw you guys, I'm going home Bottom line is you’re repulsive, while this bot is gold and shiny I think you’d improve if you’d be left to be a rotten carcus Oh, don’t bother starting any other, any other rap I’ve starred in I have won it, cartman! Yeah I’ve been around, but not as much as your mother, cartman! Your dated beliefs don’t hold water, dictatorship-wrecked It’s like the bite of ‘39 the way you ate off hitler! Don’t spring on this trap beat, you’re only bringing dumb raps 'Cause I cannot be burned, bitch! I always have comebacks No freddy! This is my hip-hop fight! Your creator and I, have more in common than you’d like We’re both rock hard christians! Our pockets became deeper! However I don’t actually take issue with gay people! (so) Enduring your rapping (fuck you!) Is more damn tragic! (kyle!) Than your backstory! (God damnit!) Before and afton! (mom!) I’ll turn this faz-been into trash, compact this ass-turd! Oh my God! You killed freddy Wha what, shut the fuck up kyle! You mad, pussy? You can’t leave a scratch on me Can’t ya see? You’re just living out another fantasy Oh, you play a wizard protecting your friends in fisher-price armor? (bitch!) Beware I'm known to bite harder on night guards! Figurin’ out my backstory is damn hopeless Get close and I’ll gaslight ya, like you’re cashing faz- (tolkiens) tokens! You’re just a fat loner, your daddy is gone And it has you so mad and moronic And your big-boned body is way too massive to fit in an animatronic I got it! Freddy! Is your power low, how have you not demolished him? Gregory please respect my authority I have a better idea, how to kill this filthy gremlin Take away his spotlight, he cannot live without attention