[The Association - "Along Comes Mary"] Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary And does she want to give me kicks, and be my steady chick And give me pick of memories Or maybe rather gather tales fromhe fails and tribulations No one ever sees [The Carpenters - "Close To You"] Why do birds suddenly appear Everytime you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you Why do stars fall off from the sky Everytime you walk by? Just like me, they long to be, Close to you On the day that you were born The angels got together They decided to create a dream come true So they sprinkled moondust in your hair And golden starlight in your eyes of blue [Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight"] Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any way [Paul Anka and Odia Coates - "Having My Baby"] Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Having my baby, What a lovely way of saying how much you love me Having my baby, What a lovely way of saying what you're thinking of me I can see it, your face is glowing, I can see it, in your eyes I'm happy you know it that your Having my baby, Your the woman I love and I love what it's doing to you Having my baby, You're a woman in love and I love what's going through you [Captain & Tennille - "Love Will Keep Us Together"] Love, love will keep us together Think of me babe whenever Some sweet talking girl Comes along singing her song Don't mess around, you gotta be strong Just Stop (stop), 'cause I really love you Stop (stop), I'll be thinking of you Look in my heart and let love [Tammy Wynette - "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"] Our little boy is four years old andquite a little man So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R P-R-I-S-E But the words we're hiding from him now Tear the heart right out of me Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E A medley-punk version of the following songs: * The Association - "Along Comes Mary" * The Carpenters - "Close To You" * Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight" * Paul Anka and Odia Coates - "Having My Baby" * Captain & Tennille - "Love Will Keep Us Together" * Tammy Wynette - "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"