Ladys and gentlemans, miss velma kelly in the act of desperation My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop My sister and I were headed straight fo the top My sister and I earned a thou a week at least Oh, sure! But my sistr is now, unfortunately, deceased I know it's sad, of course But a fact is still a fact And now all that remains Is the remains Of a perfect double act! Watch this Now you have to imagine This with two people It's swell with two people First I'd Then she'd Then we'd But I can't do it alone! Then she'd Then I'd Then we' But I can't do it alone! She'd say: What's your sister like? I'd say, men Tarãk, tah! She'd say: You're the cat's meow Then we'd wow the crowd again When she'd go I'd go We'd go And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor Yelling, sreaming, begging for more And we'd say: O.K. fellas, keep your socks up You ain't seen nothin' yet! But I simply can't I do it alone! What did ya' think, ah? Come on, you can say Blshh!! I know, you're wright First part is cheat, but the second part The second part is really nifty, o. K.! She'd go I'd go We'd go! And then those two-bit johnnies did it up brown To cheer the best attraction in town They nearly tore the balcony down And we'd say: O.K. boys, o. K We're goin' home, but here's a few more partin' shots! And this, this we did in perfect unison Now, you've seen me goin' through it It may seem there's nothin' to it But I simply cannot do it Alone!