Uncle Larry's sloppy spaghetti We both knew it wasn't cool (so I guess I should thank you) But I've got no self control (so I guess I should thank you) So thanks for the favor (so I guess I should thank you) So thank you! Women always take the blame (so I guess I should take it) And it's always been that way (so I probably should hate you) But I thought you were different (so I guess I should fuck you) So fuck you! You had the top shelf You chose the cheap well So you can write about the one that's not in your mouth (One, two, fuck me) Women always take the blame (so I guess I should hate you) And it's always been that way (so I probably should blame you) But I thought you were diffеrent (so I guess I should fuck you) So fuck you! We both knеw it wasn't cool (so I guess I should thank you) But I've got no self control (so I probably should thank you) I've got no self control (so I probably should thank you) I've got no self control! You had the top shelf You chose the cheap well So you can write about the one that's not in your mouth But what would I give? If I could live free of this attachment I'm caught in your web Gossamer, and you're not coming back for more Convenient lies, can't hide behind your dark glasses Like betting on the slowest horse You're asking for the loss Your cup will not feel full unless you focus on the leak And this is how you plan to fail By seeking out the worst of all Admit you think your story matters only if it's tragedy