Well here comes my wife and that's the story of my life she haunts me though she don't want me She follows badly in disguise but it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin' She looks like dyin' on me Her father's rich, I think a millionaire but money doesn't make him better it just makes him better to be there So, you can tell him that its quite alright with me no no, it's quite alright with me Well here comes my wife and that's the story of my life she haunts me though she don't want me She follows badly in disguise but it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin' she looks like dyin' on me See that shadow dancin' on the floor She's coming up behind me How I'd love to tell her she's a bore, but I tell her that it's quite alright, no no, it's quite alright with me Well here comes my wife and that's the story of my life she haunts me though she don't want me She follows badly in disguise but it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin' she looks like dyin' on me.....