Met you on Myspace We got real close I told you all my secrets You told me most But our relationship was torn When I found out You had a horn Unicorn, Unicorn, I met you on Myspace You have a horn Unicorn, Unicorn I met you on myspace You said you were 12 And you lived in my nabe But your really 300 And you live in a cave I should have known then I should have known then A stallion and a pony Were your top two friends