Try to relax me now but then again Oh, no! Isn't it good? Why do I feel so misunderstood? Could it be that I'm peeling? Look at my finger Wait here just for a moment Look at me wiggle No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time Could it be that I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again Oh, it would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh, what a lovely way to be Oh, what a lovely way to be It would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh, what a lovely way to be Oh, what a lovely way to be Sit me down and make me stay To say the first things on my mind My soldier, will hay Silver bells and cockle shells and Er, pretty maids all in a row 'Cause my leg is a part of me I always knew what was wrong with me I could tell by my general attitude (attitude) I always knew it would get physical (physical?) I could tell by my longitude latitude oh What's on the table? Good lord! Look at the cakes! I'm gonna go and eat them all up Or is it that I'm dreaming? Look at my finger Wait here just for a moment Look at me wiggle No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time Could it be that I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again Oh, it would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh, what a lovely way to be Oh, what a lovely way to be It would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh, what a lovely way to be Oh, what a lovely way to be Sit me down and make me stay To say the first things on my mind My soldier, will hay Silver bells and cockleshells and Er, pretty maids all in a row, yeah I always knew what was wrong with me I could tell by my general attitude, attitude I always knew it would get physical As a part of my longitude latitude It's the same I sometimes wonder If something or other's in my headbone It's the same I sometimes wonder If something or other's in my headbone Look at my finger Wait here just for a moment Look at me wiggle No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time Could it be that I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again