If you choose do drive and drink You're so stubborn, you won't think And you're sitting in some jail Call big candye to post your bail But don't blame it on me (it's all your fault) Don't blame it on me (it's all your fault) When you and I just can't agree Uh-uh, honey don't you blame it on me When you come home about half past four And find yourself standing at a locked front door One day you'll know what alone can be And when you do, don't blame it on me Don't blame it on me (it's all your fault) Don't blame it on me (it's all your fault) When lonely nights are all you see Come on honey, don't blame it on me When you gamble all night long And soon you find tha paycheck gone I hate to say that I told you so But if you'd only stayed home, then you'd know Don't blame it on me (it's all your fault) Don't blame it on me (it's all your fault) When you're alone in misery Come on honey, don't blame it on me