I am full of heavy metal I am a heavy metal man I have work in the morning I have two bags over each hand I came up the stairs I came to meet your cigarettes You'd like to keep my salesman's teeth wouldn't you baby? I'm on a pirates crazy-eyed quest, mm I am wired to the man I take the train at dawn for him I threw the horrible secret out I bring the front door into our house I came up here free I cam up here to sleep in your infamous kitchen You're holding out your baby's shoes, I can't take 'em I pray to a pirates maniac religion Oh, cancer of the fingers And the hands of a beginner These songs are meant for bad singers I can't reach cancer of the 80s I was beat with ukuleles These songs are a hundred mouths I can't feed My face is on the daughters I am one dollar in your hand I'd write a hell of a letter And anyone who doesn't know any better Would tell you I am that zero dollar man Oh I painted over the perfect nose That touches something you learned in two thousand with it I buckled up for the fatal crash Took a bullet through the bullet proof glass I kissed the emptiest car on the road Oh, cancer of the fingers And the hands of a beginner Those songs of legendary swingers I can't keep cancer of the 80s I've been getting spanked by everybody lately All these songs are a hundred