Well I got off the ship looking for a new kind of cooking But the only thing I found was this It's a different kind of weather altogether And I never got the horrors like I got from this Ah, jump back, dump that scratch it out and leave it flat I'm not sure this is going to work out. It's a big bad thing and it's made out of tin And I'd like to be told just what it's all about So I lose all my bearings, can't find where I live, Now I'm standing at this door A being from another planet opens up the door And says: yeeeessss? Vhat You Vhant? Now I refuse to believe it could possibly breathe The same atmosphere as me I try to be polite and say I made a mistake Bu the trouble is I'm shaking like a Christmas tree So here I am on the doorstep or somewhere or other I'm trying to communicate, I don't know why I bother The conversation's limited to say the very least It's always: yes? Vhat You Vhant? I wanna get out of here (questions and answers) Vhat You Vhant? I wanna get out of here (questions and answers) So here come's the thing that isn't a thing Running down the line when the telephone rings Here comes a voice that I'm learning to dread It's in my head! Vhat You Vhant? I wanna get out of here (questions and answers) It's just too damned tough I got C.I.D. protection, but that just isn't enough. Bye-bye Mummamammamow. Bye-bye Vhat You Vhant?