A hero's easy to be: They lack the training Coordination, waiting for destiny They're just the puppets of prophecy Or a famous last name But I've been playing villain for far too long I'm both a cat to a mouse as I'm a cat to a dog I've got cartoon physics Hitting every single branch on my way We're all drawn to danger since we were just kids The tropes aren't so subtle, cliche as it is You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks A hero's easy to be, they all start average Or else passive 'till they're pulled to their feet And via montage they'll have gone from weak To awesome in a couple of days But I've been playing villain for quite some time You best believe my wanted poster reads as dead or alive If I'm gonna go, I better make it worth the money they'll pay We're all drawn to danger since we were just kids The tropes aren't so subtle, cliche as it is You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks I've got the rope and you've got the wrists And I'll pull it tight and give it a twist And you bring the beauty, I'll bring the risk I know that it's twisted but I can't resist I've got the rope and you've got the wrists And I'll pull it tight and give it a twist And you bring the beauty, I'll bring the risk I know that it's twisted but I can't resist, hey! You ride in style with your bulletproof glass Spent all week perfecting your sinister laugh And while you're revealing your plan of attack I've got a girl I've got to tie to the track You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks You've got your money, you've got your money You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks