Cause there's these boys at the top of my road, yeah car washing is their game, amongst other things Cause there's a rumour thats spread about town, now That they can get you anything, if you know what I mean So I thought I'd take my chances at the carwash See if I could get anything more special than a wax job I said, "What's the damage, is that five quid, mate?" He said "No, sorry son, it's six quid for estates" I only came, I only came to get my car washed I wasn't planning on getting friendly with the sniffer dogs Well saying officer no comment, where's my phonecall But I'm leaving with so much more, than I had bargained for Cause there's a copper at the top of our road, yeah And nicking people is his game, amongst other things Cause he don't like the look of our carwashing boys, though Cause they don't look right - too gangsta, too many toys He said "I'm not trying to say these aren't law abiding citizens... That they don't pay their council tax or take their vitamins Not that there's anything wrong with washing cars for a living It's just there's something a little shady-shady about these boys" I only came, I only came to get my car washed I wasn't planning on getting friendly with the sniffer dogs Well saying officer no comment, where's my phonecall But I'm leaving with so much more, than what I'd bargained for Psalt, psalt, psalt A little pinch of psalt, psalt, psalt Just a little pinch of psalt, psalt, psalt Just a little bit of psalt I'm not making claims on police brutality Or saying the boys in blue have ever harmed me physically I'm just wondering what my mates with darker skin like to Wear gold jewellry, baggy jeans and tims and they fall into certain categories because they look suspicious Allowing them to be strip searched as the boys they wiggle To pull em over in their cars, or even worse All because he looks like he might just nick a purse (Psalt, psalt, psalt A little pinch of psalt, psalt, psalt) I only came, I only came to get my car washed I wasn't planning on getting friendly with the sniffer dogs Well saying officer no comment, where's my phonecall But I'm leaving with so much more, than what I'd bargained for