Dear diary I don't know what's going on But something's up The dog won't stop barking and I think my TV is bust Every channel is the same It's sending me insane And earlier somebody bit me What a fucking day The sky is falling It's fucking boring I'm going brain-dead, isolated God is a shithead and we're his rejects Traumatized for breakfast I can't stomach anymore Survival horror Dear diary I feel itchy like there's bugs under my skin The dog's gone rabid, shut the fuck up! Doing my head in I keep fading in and out I don't know where I've been I feel so hungry What the hell is happening? The sky is falling It's fucking boring I'm going brain-dead, isolated God is a shithead and we're his rejects Traumatized for breakfast I can't stomach anymore Survival horror Dear diary, dog stopped barking Probably 'cause I ate his face Tasty, itchy, TV say there's no more human race Kinda sad my whole entire existence been a waste Ah, nevermind, it's not the end of the world Oh, wait! Fly! Oh! Lie! Oh!