When we fall out I like to go driving in my car Listen to something ironic and end up in a bar Get an earful of shit from a stranger Who's got a broken heart Weighing up what would be more painful Staying with yer man or going back to her Refrão Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die Everybody knows the score She'll be crying to the mother-in-law And i'll be sleeping out with the dog Must give inter-flora a call, a call, a call, a call Verso 2 Then we make up, I'm walking on eggshells for a day I'll clean the house in the hope that i might get a lay I think back to that drunken stranger, something that he said "you made your bed so lie in it, she'll be quiet when you're dead" It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die