Bartender put a little whiskey in my water Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom Gonna keep drinkin' as long as you got 'em I been workin' all week out in the heat I got a cotton mouth i need to drown out Dehydration leads to lots of libation Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me But every now and then you just get a little thirsty Well, little miss prissy's sippin' martinis Boys on the bar stools shootin' down whiskey Cowboy's chuggin' on an ice cold beer The country boys got a jar of somethin' clear Some girl and her mom got a jaager bomb They just dropped it on me now i can't see Dehydration leads to lots of libation Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me Oh but every now and then you just get a little thirsty Alright? here we go Let's set 'em up, joe We got a whole lot of thirsty people up in here Ready, aim Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink Dehydration leads to lots of libation Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me Oh but every now and then you just get a little thirsty Every now and then you just get a little thirsty