Yo, gather 'round, I got a tale to tell 'Bout an army talkin' big, but they ain't done so well They call themselves the Never Beaten Crew But truth be told, they just paintin' it blue They strut through the streets with their heads held high But when it comes to real fights, they're just passin' by They claim they're legends, champions of the land But their battles are just fights with their own hand Never beaten, they like to boast But their record's a joke, just a sorry ghost Marchin' through towns, actin' so bold But in the face of real foes, they fold Never beaten, they like to boast But their record's a joke, just a sorry ghost Marchin' through towns, actin' so bold But in the face of real foes, they fold They wave their flags, singin' songs of pride But in their own backyard, they ain't got no stride They'll march for miles, but never leave home Just fightin' their own folks, never to roam They've never faced armies, never heard the clash Just a bunch of wannabes, talkin' trash So here's to the "Never Beaten Crew" Maybe one day, they'll find somethin' true Never beaten, they like to boast But their record's a joke, just a sorry ghost Marchin' through towns, actin' so bold But in the face of real foes, they fold Never beaten, they like to boast But their record's a joke, just a sorry ghost Marchin' through towns, actin' so bold But in the face of real foes, they fold They prance around town with their fake bravado But when it comes to real war, they're just a shadow Claimin' they're tough, but they ain't got the spine Only thing they conquer is their own damn wine They're the kings of their block, rulers of the street But in the realm of warriors, they're just deadbeat So let 'em boast and let 'em crow But when the real fight comes, they'll be the first to go