I like to go bowling with my friend Bert With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt I like to roll the ball down the lane On a good day, I throw a few strikes Making some spares after what I like Bowling is my kind of game I ain’t for the one, and two, and three and four Five pins down the lane With the bung and the bang, they hit the floor And I throw the ball again I like to go bowling with my friend Bert With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt Bowling is my kind of game (Instrumental) I ain’t for the six, and seven, and eight and nine Ten pins down the lane I throw the ball and I hit the line And I knock them down again I like to go bowling with the best friend Brad With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt Bowling is my kind of game Bowling is my kind of game